The Devil

Recently, I was looking around the internet for some more unique dildos that I could feature for my readers.  I remembered seeing a review a while back of a Grim Reaper dildo, so I did a quick search and ended up at Divine Interventions website.  Unique is what I was looking for…and it is definitely what I found! Divine Interventions specializes in sex toys with a religious slant and they have every angle covered!  I decided to see if I could get one of these works of art for myself to see how they measured up.  After some consideration, I decided to go with the Devil, though I had a hard time deciding between it and the Jackhammer Jesus.
Divine Interventions agreed to send me the Devil for review and shipped it off with a bottle of their very own Holy Water Lube.  I was curious about the lube, naturally.  If you’ve been reading my blog for long, you know I’m always looking for the perfect water-based lube.  Anyways, the box got to me really fast.  I thought at first that maybe they were based closer to the mid-west, but the return address is in California.  The box was discreet with no   indication of what it contained.  I opened the box and found my Devil in a beautiful steel marbled color!!  The details on this dildo are amazing!  The Devil has a detailed face, arms, a cape, a tail, and pitchfork all artfully designed into the curves of the dildo.  It is made of 100% silicone and is quite firm.  The base of the Devil has 2 ball like protrusions to allow for something to grip and for this sturdy guy to stand upright.   Speaking of sturdy, I have to include the hilarious description on their site :

“Too many twinkies? Made a pact you regret sober?
Turn the tables and get the irresistable Devil Dildo! Kegelize the Prince of Darkness into submission! Put him where the sun don’t shine til he accedes that you’re the Master of the Universe!
This boy is so sturdy we’ve used him to bushwack rainforests, tenderize baby seal and satisfy old ladies in dark alleys.”

I was pretty excited to try the Devil out.  After I snapped a few quick pics of him and sent it to my guy friend, I caved to the urge to test him out.  I washed the Devil with warm water and anti-bacterial soap before play time and then settled onto the bed for some sinful fun.  The Devil isn’t a toy that I can just insert and go to town with.  The diameter of this dildo is 1.75 inches and has very little give.  As the character for this design is the devil, I’d expect it to be a little ‘punishing’.  So first things first, I got out my Hitachi and started warming up so I could take it.  Once I felt ready, I applied my Sliquid Sassy Booty (because it was most accessible) and began to press the head (literally) of the Devil against my entrance.  There’s a natural curve in the shape of the dildo that arcs it a little so that if you hold it with the face down and balls on top then the head can hit your g-spot.  I tried using the Devil facing both directions, but that is the way I most enjoyed it.  I love the face details, I really do, but they are a bit pointy.  This is where the ‘punishing’ part of the Devil comes in.  Once you get the head in, the texture of the face isn’t bothersome, but it was definitely noticeable during insertion.  The more turned on I was and the more lube I used, the less noticeable it was.  I tried this with the Holy Water Lube too and felt that it worked pretty well.  I’ve tested the Devil 4 or 5 times now and every time the one thought that goes through my head while I’m using it is ‘OH MY GOD, SO EFFING FIRM’.  I love the amount of pressure and fullness I can get from this firmness!

If you look closely, you can see the Devil even has  lines on each side of his beard to simulate hair!

The face isn’t the only part with texture and I have to admit I found an amazing use for that face texture.  I loooove rubbing the Devil’s face over my clit!  Those raised places don’t feel pointy during this application, just teasing and wonderful.  The other texture includes a kind of reverse mushroom tip or solid foreskin which is stylized as the Devil’s cape.  There are also the hand, pitchfork, tail, and some wrinkles in the cape.

When you’re done playing with the Devil you can wash it with warm water and anti-bacterial soap, boil it for a minimum of 3 minutes, toss in in the top rack of your dishwasher (without soap) or use a toy cleaner on it. Silicone does tend to attract lint and hair, so storing it in a box or bag will help lower the likelihood of that.

So, the Devil is a success.  Now, on to the lube!  The bottle I got is  4 oz., clear with a black lid with a press button top.  The label on the front says ‘Holy Water Lube’ on top with a picture of the Jackhammer Jesus below and ‘Sanctus Orgasmicus’ below that.  The back label also says ‘Holy Water Lube’ then (my favorite part) ‘Lube so blessedly good even God uses it.’  Below that is the ingredient information.  One thing I always mention and am happy about is that this is glycerine and paraben free.  The label also says that it is DEA free, naturally derived, pure vegan and made with organic extracts.  Here are the ingredients, for your perusal: Aqua (water), Propanediol (Natural Humectant), Cellulose Gum, Phenoxyethanol, Benzoic Acid, Phenethyl Alcohol, PPG-2 Methyl Ether, Methylisothiazolinone, Alcohol, Lycium Barbarum Fruit Extract, Cymbopogon Schoenanthus Extract, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Sodium Hydroxide.

The lube is safe for latex condoms and ingestion.  There is no flavor to the lube but it does have a smell.  It smells like flowers of some sort and I’ve gone back and forth on what flower it is, but I think I’ve decided that it may be tulips.  I like flowers, so this isn’t a problem for me.  The lube itself is clear and dispenses easily from the top of the bottle.  It is a bit watery, doesn’t string at all and tends to run down the silicone surface pretty quickly.  That little devil cape collar kinda helps corral this stuff if I apply too much.  It will drip off if a large amount is collected at the lowest point of the dildo.  How does it work?  Pretty well, actually.  If I rub it between two fingers it absorbs rather quickly but reactivates with a little saliva or water.  When I use it with my Devil I haven’t noticed any drying up.  The combination of my natural wetness and non-porous material help keep it slick longer.  Afterwards, no stickiness, washes off easily with soap and water and leaves a faint flower smell behind.

So, overall, a wonderful experience having my way with the Devil! If you aren’t into the religious toys but really want to feel Divine Interventions silicone, check out their non-denominational toys.  They even have bullets available to add some vibration to your play!  A big thank you to Nigel from Divine Interventions of providing this for an unbiased review!


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