Vixen Creations Randy

With summer in full swing I couldn’t resist a little bit of fun with my yard decorations. So, I present for your enjoyment a well-hung garden gnome sporting the Vixen Creations Randy.  Really, a tiny little harness would have made it even better.

For us real people, the Vixen Creations Randy is available from Babeland. Why might you want it? Besides violating your garden statues…you may want to use it to bring intense orgasms to your world.
Warning: Randy is not for the feint of vagina. This is one intense dildo.

What makes this an intense dildo starts with the girth which is an impressive 2.25 inches in diameter.  Yeah, you read that right. 2.25 inches.  In. Diameter.  What does that mean for my (and your) vagina?  Warm up and lube are a must.  But the extra work is so worth it once you are able to get this beast inserted.  This is not a thrusting dildo for me and probably not for most people.  This feels amazing fully inserted with a vibrator on my clit.  I can just lay back, enjoy feeling full and get off at will.

The other thing that makes this dildo intense is the firmness of the silicone.  There are actually two versions of the Vixen Creations Randy, one is regular silicone like mine and the other is made of VixSkin which is Vixen Creations dual density silicone that is squishy on the outside. The regualr silicone is quite firm with very little give. I like both squishy and firm silicone, so that isn’t an issue. ‘Intense’ is reached when the firmness is coupled with the size of this dildo. But like I said earlier, lube and some warm up will lead to the good kind of intense.

The length of the Vixen Creations Randy is actually pretty perfect at 6 inches. Once I’m warmed and lubed up, I can insert all but an inch of this dildo. I can take longer dildos but I think the larger girth keeps me from wanting to insert it further. And really, I don’t need to. Randy has a nice gentle curve that nestles so perfectly to press against my g-spot. As I said earlier, thrusting is not what I want to do with this dildo. If I need a little movement I just flex my vag muscles and squeeze the dildo. Trust me, you don’t need more than that.

As with all silicone dildos, this can be cleaned with warm water and anti-bacterial soap, boiling for 3 to 5 minutes or tossing in the top rack of the dishwasher with no soap. Remember to use water-based lube with your silicone products. I prefer Sliqiud Sassy personally because it is thick, lasts, and doesn’t contain glycerine or parabens.

A fan of girthy dildos or just curious? Get a Vixen Creations Randy for yourself! Maybe you just wanna give your lawn statues genitalia…I’m not judging. Here’s a few more shots for your enjoyment:

That fuzzy mass on the right is my dog Ellee trying to figure out what is going on

Accidentally but perfectly placed shocked frog in the background

The terrifying point of view of a grasshopper

So that is the Vixen Creations Randy. Thanks so much to Babeland for providing this product free for an honest review!

 

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